heard 'round here....

Kids say the darndest things, right?

Today, I heard this,

"Mommy! Mommy! My Jesus says watch out for the spyster (spider?)!"

and

(conversation between 2 Little People dolls)

#1: Oh, you like this carpet?
#2: Yes, I love this carpet.
#1: Aww, how nice of you.

Oh, this girl.....